Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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