Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize