After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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