it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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