Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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