Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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