the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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