Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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