I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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