38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I have post one night stand depression
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