It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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