Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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