Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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