i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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