so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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