Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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