Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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