he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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