My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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