your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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