You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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