I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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