I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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