found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
