There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
