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Did you hit it?

(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Want to have sex later?

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This feels like a trap

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.

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(904): View more from Florida

It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk

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(757): View more from Virginia

shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas

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(219): View more from Indiana

I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.

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