Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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