elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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