He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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