I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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