Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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