its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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