and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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