I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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