this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
