So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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