they need to just BURY HIM!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Damn victory sex feels great
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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