3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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