I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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