it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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