Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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