I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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