another moral hangover. fuck.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
