My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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