your parents love me but you hate me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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