Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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