i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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