none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think a kid would responsible me up
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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