I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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