Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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