I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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