i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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