we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I will be naked everywhere
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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