I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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